me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
We have seen their kind before:
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
have a cleaning heichou in your blog
when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
I just had to reblog. because moonstache
This need a Moonacle.
This is how Batman signals for Alfred…
You just made my day
i forgot what i was doing
saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT
The best are the shirts with sayings:
You might not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥